these are spirit fingers!!

"Can I have a death mint?"
--Ben C.

tempting

Is it weird that I am now tempted to shave my fingers? The thought kind of gives me the willies and yet, it also intrigues me. Do I put shaving cream and use a disposable razor? Or do I treat it like my face and use the electric shaver? I don't know. Also, I am not shaving my legs nor my army bunkers [arm pits if you couldn't tell]. At least I look sexy with a goatee.