Have a black and proud of it day

"I only cuddle you."
--Absherificon

Saying it loud!!

First item of business is that one years ago tomorrow this blog was from the inner bowels of uh...probably my spleen. I don't know. I did most of my thinking with said organ about this time a year ago. Don't worry, lately I've done most of my thinking with my thyroid as of late. And let me tell you, it's been a good switch. Except for the fact that my neck has been hurting ever since.

Quiz the man and stick it to him, suckers!!

So I found this quiz that I made up about myself about two years ago not long ago. Let's see how many you can get right?

Get to know your neighbors in Apt. 3.5
How well do you know Felipe Sanchez?
Yes, you will be graded however, our opinions will
not change about you if you answer the questions incorrectly.
So don’t you worry about a thing.
Please write your answers on a separate piece of paper
and hand them to Felipe for grading.



1. What was the name of the spider that lived in Felipe’s vent?

a) Harry
b) Sparky
c) Zero
d) Chucky

2. Felipe got a black eye from what?

a) A softball thrown by a girl
b) A kick in the face in a soccer game
c) A fight with his older bro
d) Falling out of a tree

3. His favorite band is Weezer, what is his favorite song?

a) Say it Ain’t So
b) Buddy Holly
c) The Good Life
d) In the Garage

4. Of the following items, which was he not cut by?

a) Pizza crust
b) Cheese grader
c) Pinecone
d) A can of tomato paste

5. His math teacher Ms. Shannon told him to shave what?

a) His armpits
b) His legs
c) His head
d) One eyebrow and half his mustache


6. What food did Felipe learn to like in the mission?

a) Asparagus
b) Mushrooms
c) Onions
d) Chayote

7. Felipe apparently cannot remember what experience?

a) Falling down the stairs at his friends house
b) His first high school soccer game
due to a concussion
c) Hitting his head on the kitchen counter
d) Hitting his head on an air conditioner

8. What was Felipe’s favorite card game in Middle School?

a) Hearts
b) Solitaire
c) Magic: The Gathering
d) Jyhad

9. What game was Felipe playing when he broke his finger at age 7?

a) Baseball
b) Wall-Ball
c) Football
d) Soccer

10. Felipe always wore a piece of tape on his right hand for track meets,
what did he say what that piece of tape was?

a) His nicotine patch
b) His steroid patch
c) His focus patch
d) Just, “The Patch”

11. While working at Skipper’s, there was rumor about him stating what?

a) He was an illegal alien
b) Secretly going out with a co-worker
c) Stealing Clams
d) That he was on crack



12. Felipe got caught trespassing what place causing him to
get a ride home from the cops?

a) The local swimming pool
b) The movie theater
c) City Hall
d) The Armory

13. What was Felipe’s fastest 400m time ever?

a) 51.25 sec. FAT
b) 51.89 sec. FAT
c) 50.90 sec. HT
d) 51.10 sec. HT

14. How much did Felipe weigh when he was born?

a) 5 lbs. 10 oz.
b) 6 lbs. 4 oz.
c) 7 lbs. 8 oz.
d) 9 lbs. 0 oz.

15. Felipe was born Sep. 3, 1981 but at what time of day?

a) 11:45pm
b) 5:26am
c) 11:03am
d) 3:32pm

16. What name does he want to give his first son?

a) Andrew
b) Fidel
c) John
d) Rey

17. As a kid, Felipe wanted to be a what when he grew up? (If that ever happens)

a) Fireman
b) G.I. Joe
c) Spaceman
d) Stallion

18. These are the letters of his two middle names. Spell them.
TOiinartvrsiqluonneon. (hint: spell them is not the correct answer)


Um...
C:\>good luck_