12 December 2005

Welcome to the Dentist Associations of Hershey's

"My gloves have sneeze on them."--Jules

So we get food in our mouths. That happens. We consume. And consume we do. Now, the thing is that we end up consuming a lot of foodstuffs. I wonder why? With all that foodstuffs, we would include some rather bizarre entities. Yeah, people are weird. But, often times, the foodstuffs will include mass amounts of chocolate. We like this. Yummers!! Okay, with that being said, some of the gunk that is created by our masticating of said foodstuffs gets stuck in all the weird corners of the mouth and teeth. Yes, this is disgustipating. So, there was the creation of toothpaste and what have you. Most of us like clean teeth so there's no problem with the brushing of a few teeth hopefully on a daily basis. It's all good.

But don't we wish there were other ways in which our teeth could get cleaned. Or that toothpaste could be put in any sort of food and our teeth would stay clean as we eat. We love the laziness factor. Imagine this: toothpaste covered brownies!!! Just think of it, you get the wonderful taste of the chocolate with a slight taste of mint on the side that comes along with that whitening action?! Wonder of Wonders, Miracle of Miracles!!!! Or maybe have your steak basted in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle style Crest? Oh, the life!! We should market this!!

4 comments:

Julie said...

mint is all good and that, but they make mints small for a reason. utah should put more flourine in the water system. hurray for flourine!

Krista said...

Flops, I got a nastly little twinge in my stomach just thinking about it. That means it's a terrible idea.

xsnennl

Ben said...

llpsd. Meaning "I think you must be dropping L(LP)SD".

Amy Adams said...

I have only one thing to say to you:

"If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away."

Thank you, that is all.

P.S. khyhhxj-Isn't that a nasty sounding word?