Welcome to the Dentist Associations of Hershey's

"My gloves have sneeze on them."--Jules

So we get food in our mouths. That happens. We consume. And consume we do. Now, the thing is that we end up consuming a lot of foodstuffs. I wonder why? With all that foodstuffs, we would include some rather bizarre entities. Yeah, people are weird. But, often times, the foodstuffs will include mass amounts of chocolate. We like this. Yummers!! Okay, with that being said, some of the gunk that is created by our masticating of said foodstuffs gets stuck in all the weird corners of the mouth and teeth. Yes, this is disgustipating. So, there was the creation of toothpaste and what have you. Most of us like clean teeth so there's no problem with the brushing of a few teeth hopefully on a daily basis. It's all good.

But don't we wish there were other ways in which our teeth could get cleaned. Or that toothpaste could be put in any sort of food and our teeth would stay clean as we eat. We love the laziness factor. Imagine this: toothpaste covered brownies!!! Just think of it, you get the wonderful taste of the chocolate with a slight taste of mint on the side that comes along with that whitening action?! Wonder of Wonders, Miracle of Miracles!!!! Or maybe have your steak basted in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle style Crest? Oh, the life!! We should market this!!