Favorite Renditions of Myself
"So, which one is Ben and which one is Felipe?"
--Evan Kellogg
and it goes like this
Felipe
Feleep
Phillip
Phil
Flop
Flops
Flippy
Flippy "the squirrel"
Filpay
Filipay
Ffffff.......
Phipe
Pahillapi
Leap
Leaps
Leapers
Fleapers
Leapers-Goro
Flipay
Tranjulo Ortego
Terragon Oregano
Sanchez
Sancho
Sanchitos
Sancharino
Felipe Tranquilino Ontiveros Sanchez!!!!! [ah crap! I'm in trouble!]
Andrew, no, Felipe!!
Yellow Boy
Pocho
Lips [thank heavens that one didn't stick]
"Your Grandma!"
snotnose
I can't think of anything else. And there are a certain few that I left out. Some of which were quite saucy. He he!!
4 comments:
You missed "The Ethnic One"
Wait, Flip-"A"!! You forgot the best one!!
My favorite one is ffffffff....
i'm glad to know i'm not the only one that keeps a running list of wrong names. you've inspired me to actually write mine down. my new bishop is butchering it already.
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